(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I really want to eat a Korean meal.
- I want squash fritters. / - Yeah.
I want bibimbap.
And I want dried persimmons.
That's why I mixed those 3 foods!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Squash fritters, bibimbap, dried persimmons...
Bibimbap, squash fritters, dried persimmons!
Bi-squash-dried.
Bi-squash-dried!
New shoes?
Bi-squash-dried!
Everyone!
Bi-squash-dried!
That was so bi-squash-dried.
Teacher, I'm going to have a treasure hunt
at the retreat.
It's all about where you hide the treasure.
Inside a manhole,
inside a puddle
or inside a stove. I couldn't decide.
So I mixed all three of those!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Manhole, puddle, stove...
Manhole, stove, puddle!
Man-stove-pud!
I'm going to eat a new one.
Again... Man-stove-pud!
Everyone!
Man-stove-pud!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin. Man-stove-pud!
Good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who made cup noodles?
What's wrong with cup noodles?
My face got bloated!
I lied down to go to bed.
Then I got hungry!
Should I eat instant noodles? No!
Noodles will make my face swell, so I shouldn't.
Don't eat any, don't eat any...
I poured the hot water in!
I ate cup noodles and my face got bloated.
I ate more noodles and my face got bloated again.
I ate more noodles and my face got bloated again!
Then I looked in the mirror, I started crying!
I'll never eat instant noodles again!
That looks good.
What is it?
- What? / - Let me get a bite!
Thanks.
Hot!
It's all mine now!
This will be the last time I eat instant noodles.
Starting tomorrow, I won't eat it anymore!
What day is tomorrow?
It's Sunday!
♪ I made instant noodles again ♪
Who came up with instant noodles?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Good job.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation.
I'm Jeong Jinha.
- Mr. Kim, hear me out. / - Okay.
They said they'd built a highway through my
family's gravesite, so I had a rest stop built there.
That sounds good.
But they built the highway through
the next mountain.
My rest stop is on top of
a mountain where nobody comes to!
That's why I made some rice cakes
and asked Lee Yeongja to promote them.
- She said she'd come! / - That's great.
So I waited for Lee Yeongja.
"When is she getting here?" I waited.
I saw a sand storm.
I thought it was Lee Yeongja! But...
It was a herd of wild boar!
They were excited by the trot music from
the rest stop and started a stampede!
I turned the music off...
They got together and starting doing something.
So I got a closer look.
They were eating my rice cakes!
You should set traps so the wild boars can't come.
I got attached to them.
One day, some hunters showed up.
And said, "What a pig sty."
So I said to them...
"It is not a pig sty!"
"They're my pigs."
Let's go, pigs!
The nation should make my pigs their own rest stop!
Or make a highway through my mountain!
You can go now.
Can I just sit here for a bit?
- Why? / - I haven't seen humans in 2 months.
Go sit down.
Alright.
- I bet studying is tiring. / - Yes.
- Should we take a break? / - Yes!
- Teacher! / - Yeah?
We have home economics homework due today.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Take your homework out.
Who didn't do their homework?
Me!
What?
He brought this up.
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng and I didn't do my homework ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Are you taking dance classes?
Are you bragging about not doing your homework?
Be quiet!
Zip.
Why didn't you do your homework?
Teacher...
I had to help my grandma out.
With what?
It was time to harvest sweet potatoes...
You rode the cultivator?
No, I danced and partied.
What is this?
- Dancing... / - The cultivator dance...
What are you doing?
Teacher.
I felt bad, so I made you some coffee.
- Coffee? / - Yes.
I was craving some.
I made it just how you like it.
Thanks.
Coffee, sugar and pepper.
Why would you put pepper in here?
No wonder it tasted...
You try this. Try it!
Are you offering coffee to a growing student?
Are you really a teacher?
- Would you be quiet? / - Zip!
What's your deal, Yamsaeng?
Have you been hanging out with bad kids?
Teacher...
What are good kids and what are bad kids?
To me, they're all friends!
Yeah...
You're teaching me something today, Yamsaeng.
You seem more like a teacher than me.
- Go sit down, you brat. / - What?
Who wants to talk next?
Class ends here!
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going work at karaoke.
I'll totally have swag at karaoke.
What will you do at karaoke?
First, I'll sing the popular K-pop songs.
Oh, I'll add the chorus-swag.
And the showing-off-swag.
I'll add all of those to my songs.
Huh? What songs do I like?
I like "Some" by Bolbbalgan4
and "I'll Give You Everything" by Lee Seunggi.
I'll also shoot a commercial for the karaoke.
What kind of commercial?
Our karaoke will be different from other places.
You want more free minutes?
Sure.
♪ Sure, sure ♪
What? You want a bigger room?
That'd be room 1. ♪ Room, room, room ♪
If you want to go to karaoke, ♪ Follow, follow me ♪
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
- I'll totally make it a trend. / - Make what a trend?
This tambourine...
Will become my collar.
And these beverage cans...
Will become my ears.
And lastly, these mics...
Will become my tail.
Don't I look like a dog?
This will totally become a trend. Are you all ready?
Let's start the performance!
♪ My pet dog is a shaggy dog ♪
♪ When I get home from school, swag, swag, swag ♪
Go sit down.
I'll go sit down now. I'll totally miss you all.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about
the cooking supplies you use outdoors.
First, a plate.
- You use a pot too. / - Sure.
And you can use this anywhere.
This portable bonfire.
A porta-bon.
What?
What's that called?
It's a portable bonfire. A porta-bon.
Why is this a porta-bon?
You've never heard of a portable bonfire?
What do you call your aunt then?
"Limo."
- And what's that? / - A porta-bon.
Don't be ridiculous!
That's the only term for this...
- Everyone here calls it something else. / - No...
- Just say it. You know this. / - No...
- Come on. / - Don't say it!
- Don't pretend you don't know. / - Don't say it!
- Don't use English! / - Don't! You can't!
- Say it! / - Don't!
- Don't! / - Don't!
Burner!
B-U-R-N-E-R!
Burner!
Portable gas burner.
Mini flat silver edition camping burner.
A phone burner book.
Burner-na milk.
Burner Burner.
No Brain's famous song.
What's that?
♪ I'm burner for you ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English...
Just call it a burner.
- Really? / - Yes.
Thank you.
This time, I'll talk about what we eat...
- When we want to lose weight. / - Alright.
- We eat brown rice. / - Right.
- And hard-boiled eggs. / - Right.
And we even eat this flowerpot.
- What is that? / - A flowerpot.
Why is that a flowerpot?
Look at all these leaves. It's a flowerpot.
I saw you eat this yesterday.
Just say it.
- Say it. / - No...
- Don't. / - Don't use English.
- Keep it in. / - No!
- Don't! / - Don't say it!
- No! / - No!
Salad!
S-A-L-A-D! Salad!
Chicken breast salad.
Black grape dressing potato and carrot salad.
Salad Five.
Shin-chan of "Crayon Shin-chan."
What about him?
He uses his butt and...
Salad, salad. Salad, salad.
Salad, salad. Salad, salad. Salad, salad.
Yim Jaebeum's "Confession."
"Confession?"
♪ Trying to forget you in life ♪
♪ Is like a living salad ♪
What was that?
Class is over!
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(How Awkward 1)
Doctor.
He's ready, doctor.
2.
3.
How awkward.
This is a dentist's office.
- Please lie down. / - Yes.
Suction.
How awkward.
She's making the sound with her mouth.
- Sir, please rinse out your mouth. / - Okay.
How awkward.
This is soju.
Can I get another one?
Oh, come on.
Say ah.
Gosh... You have to take better care of your teeth
or else you'll get cavities.
How awkward.
The dentist has a bunch of cavities.
How awkward.
(In-study-gram)
We're ahead of Mensa High School.
We're Up Top High School.
I'm going to the teachers' office.
Keep studying on your own.
What's wrong?
Seongjun, it's taking me too long
to solve these math problems.
How long does it take you?
It takes me 100 seconds to solve 100 questions.
Are you insane?
How can you only do 1 problem a second?
Are you a sloth?
Why can't you focus these days?
I'm addicted to gaming these days.
What? Gaming?
How much do you play?
2 minutes a day.
Are you insane?
How can you play games for 2 minutes a day?
Are you a pro gamer?
Come on, man. You need to focus!
I wanted to try playing games
until I got sick of them.
You fool! Are you trying to ruin your life?
Fine. Play games until you get sick of them.
I'm going to solve all your homework problems.
Seongjun, I'm sorry!
I'll try harder from now on.
Yeah, Junhui. We should both focus...
- And study harder. / - Yeah.
Are you ready?
sin²θ plus cos²θ is1.
X over 1.
Square root of 3.
One half.
x plus y is 2.
One half.
- Square root of 2 squared... / - Seongjun!
Seongjun, your fangirl is here again.
Seongjun, can you accept my feelings for you?
Jeongin.
Don't bother me when I'm studying. Just leave.
Seongjun... I know you like a girl with pretty hands.
I'm confident in my hands.
Ta-da!
- Wow, I've never seen a hand like this. / - Yeah.
You're out.
Why?
Your hands are too clean.
Doesn't that make them pretty?
No, a clean hand means you haven't been studying.
How can your hand be so clean if you study?
Seongjun, I'm a lefty.
You only study with one hand?
You're supposed to use both hands.
I'm doing these math problems.
Stop bothering me and just go.
Fine, good for you.
If you like math so much, you should marry it!
What? Marry math?
That would upset English and Korean!
Yeah.
Are you okay, English?
I'm sorry, Korean.
Are you angry? I'll solve these problems.
Hey, what are you guys up to?
Hey, guys.
I see you're studying hard.
Take it easy.
Eat this apple.
Thanks.
Give me that.
What? You just gave it to me.
Not the apple.
Your social studies and science books!
These!
I'm going to take these knowledge vitamins.
Hey!
Why are you bugging them?
- Move it. / - My bad, man.
Sorry about that.
- Keep studying. / - Thanks.
Hold on.
What's this?
I got this for winning first at
Korean Mathematical Olympiad.
Jealous?
Wow...
I'm not jealous at all!
How many is that?
Look!
I won this in the U.S.
I won this in Austria.
I won this in Denmark
I won so many that I can't remember them all!
- Don't act like a big shot. / - Hey!
What's your problem?
Seongjun...
Why are you bothering the gaming addict?
Follow me to the rooftop.
We'll throw down with pens.
Hey! Why go to the rooftop? Do it here!
- Fine, let's do this. / - Geez...
Hey, hey! What's all the ruckus?
How dare you brats fight in school?
That's it. For the next class,
I'm going to talk about my first girlfriend.
Why would you tell us that?
Teacher!
Why would you talk about that nonsense in class?
Why you...
How dare you glare and talk back to your teacher?
That's it. Just you...
I want you to play cell phone games during class.
You'll become a gaming addict!
Oh, no!
(Two Job Republic)
This way please, this way.
This is the Two Job Republic rest stop.
The bus will be departing in 15 minutes.
So this is the Two Job Republic rest stop.
This rest stop
is the first rest stop we made.
- Really? / - Yes.
Tour guide,
what year was this rest stop built?
- The year? / - Yes.
Sorry, guys!
What's going on?
Hold on.
What are you doing?
I'm a tour guide and a student contestant
of "The Golden Bell Challenge."
Oh, you're a student. I bet you study a lot.
How old are you?
38 years old.
Oh, you're older.
- Come back in 15 minutes. / - Yes, sir.
How am I supposed to move this myself?
- Young man. / - Yes?
Can you help me lift this?
Sure!
- Lift at the count of 3. / - Okay.
1, 2, 3!
I'm sorry! Now what?
It's fine. I guess it's busted.
Since it broke...
You're going in for 10 years
for destruction of public property.
What are you talking about?
I'm a carpenter and judge in Two Job Republic.
What?
I don't deserve 10 years in prison for that!
I'm a good person! Look at my face!
That's 20 years for contempt.
Don't bang on that. I've been wronged!
I have to hammer the nails to finish and go home!
Oh, you're working...
Stop distracting me. Go away.
Yes, I'm sorry.
How exciting!
- This is so exciting! / - Exciting!
- So you guys like music like this too. / - Welcome.
It's a trot medley.
It's a great way to pass time.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Can you play some other songs?
I have a good one.
So exciting!
♪ Vote for candidate 1, vote for candidate 1 ♪
♪ Vote for candidate 1 ♪
What are you doing?
I sell CDs and I'm an election campaign promoter.
What's this now?
♪ Vote for candidate 1, vote for candidate 1 ♪
- ♪ Vote for candidate 1 ♪ / - Alright, alright!
I'll vote, I'll vote!
- Really? / - Yes, I will.
Thanks. I'll give you a present.
This is for you.
I can have this for free?
- Yeah, sure. / - Thank you.
- Did you get something? / - Yes, I got this for free.
You get the death penalty for violating
the election law.
What?
Hang in there, buddy!
What are you talking about?
The death penalty just for getting this?
Geez...
Fish cakes for sale.
Mister, can I get one?
Go ahead.
That's good.
What do I do with this skewer?
- Oh, the skewer... / - Yes.
What?
What are you doing?
I sell fish cakes and I'm a fencer.
What?
I can do this. I can do this.
- What was that? / - I won!
Young man, are you okay?
Get it together!
What's this? What's this?
1, 1.
- 1? / - What?
What's going on?
What the...
♪ Vote for candidate 1 ♪
- ♪ Vote for candidate 1 ♪ / - What is this?
(Let's Do This)
Manager Jeong.
Hello there, Mr. Advertiser!
Manager Jeong.
How is the power drink commercial going?
It's going great.
That drink is all about power.
The concept is that the drink
makes you powerful like Superman.
Would you like to see it?
Let's see it.
Take a look.
A monster!
Help me, Superman!
This drink makes me feel powerful.
Power drink!
Wasn't that great?
I worked hard on it.
- This isn't right. / - What?
That's such a childish commercial.
That won't make news.
It has to be bolder.
There has to be something bold.
Oh, something bold.
I missed out on that.
I'll revise that part. Watch it again.
A monster!
Help me, Superman!
This drink makes me feel powerful.
Power drink!
Wasn't that bold?
- This isn't what I asked for. / - What?
Did I tell you to make an R-rated commercial?
You said you wanted something bold.
Man, I don't think I can work with you.
A power drink should be refreshing.
I didn't see any of that.
Oh, refreshing? Sure.
Let me revise it and we'll watch it again.
A monster!
Help me, Superman!
This drink makes me feel powerful. Power drink!
Wasn't that refreshing and bold?
- Did I say to strip him? / - What?
And why does Superman look so scrawny?
Forget this.
I'm going to take my business elsewhere.
We're not doing this.
Then, how about if I change the model?
- Change the model? / - Yes.
Alright!
Do we have someone famous?
- A top model? / - We do.
I'll change the concept with a top model. Watch.
Okay.
Gosh...
Gwangbok.
2, 3.
Happy smile!
Gosh...
Man, this is tiring.
Gwangbok, it's really hard being a celebrity.
Sungkwang.
Gosh...
(Park Sungkwang's manager, Im Song )
Drink this.
Thanks, Song.
You're the best manager.
Gulp, gulp, gulp.
I feel so energized!
Don't forget. When you need power...
- Power drink! / - Power drink!
Great! That was great!
This is how you should've made it to begin with.
Okay, we're using this.
How much is the production cost?
This commercial will be $50,000.
What? $50,000?
How is that $50,000?
No way. Do it at $20,000.
You can't cut it by $30,000...
You can't do it at $20,000?
I'll take my business elsewhere.
- Wait... I can do it. / - You can, right?
- I'll show you the commercial for $20,000. / - Yeah.
Gosh... Gwangbok.
It's really hard being a celebrity.
Gosh, Song. Thanks.
Gulp, gulp.
I feel so energized!
This is when you need a power drink!
Hold on, hold on.
Rewind.
Rewind it.
Where's his manager?
You cut the budget by $30,000.
We didn't have enough to pay her.
Then just use the manager!
Nobody will buy this if it's just Park Sungkwang!
Would you buy the drink?
Song is worth $30,000.
What?
Then you spent $20,000 on Park Sungkwang?
Gwangbok costs $20,000.
Sungkwang is just the owner.
Right?
Anyway, we don't need Sungkwang.
Bring back Song.
Or I'm not working with you.
Let's watch it again with Song.
- Song. / - Sungkwang.
- You're the best. / - Drink some of this.
- Power drink. / - Power drink.
Hey, why was it so short?
We didn't have enough to pay them,
so we made it shorter.
Fine then.
Why was Sungkwang talking so much?
I didn't hear any of Song's lines.
But Park Sungkwang is a celebrity.
You said he was just the dog owner!
Just give Gwangbok some lines instead.
It would be better if Gwangbok had lines.
Give Gwangbok lines?
Why? You can't?
I can.
Right? And I'm just saying this now.
Don't make Sungkwang do anything.
Or else, I'm really going to pull out of this.
This is the last revision. Let's watch it again.
Okay, let's see it.
People, drink this and get energized.
- Bark, bark! / - Power drink.
Bark, bark!
Bark!
That was great!
It was so much better without Sungkwang.
That's so much better!
- That was great. / - We'll use this.
- Okay. / - Okay.
You called me here for this?
You've really come up, Seongdong.
I don't want to shake hands!
Is this really how it's going to be?
- Stop him. / - This is why you called me here?
(Come On!)
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
- Are you ready? / - Yes!
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Did something bad happen today?
I'm fine.
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
It's a good morning!
It's the evening.
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
Down, down. Down, up, down, up.
- Michael! / - Yes?
I've been getting into fashion these days.
Fashion?
That's why I bought this new outfit
and I got my ear pierced.
How can I look more swag?
Get a tattoo.
- A tattoo? / - Yes.
Of what?
(Pork)
This!
Come on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. 1, 2... / - Dad!
Daddy's working. What is it?
I wanted to see you, dad.
- This is my daughter. She's in kindergarten. / - Hi.
- Say hello. / - His daughter.
Dad, you drank again last night, didn't you?
Why do you drink so much, dad?
Why do you drink milk when you hate it?
Because of mom!
Me too!
Huh?
Come on! 1, 2, 3...
- Michael! / - Yes?
She's so big for a kindergartener.
It's from drinking a lot of milk.
You must've drank a lot of milk too.
I just ate a lot.
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael. / - Yes?
I went on a blind date.
Congratulations! Did it go well?
I think so.
I even asked her out again.
Did she call you back?
Yes, after a week.
- Oh, that's... / - I know.
Sometimes you're too busy with work to text back.
That's not what I meant...
I know.
Sometimes you're too busy with your family
on the weekend to text back.
- That girl doesn't like... / - I know!
I know that too!
I know up here...
But my heart tells me to wait!
Come on, come on, come on.
- Come on. / - Don't sympathize!
Come on! 1, 2, 3...
Why would you console me?
1, 2... Now...
My partner, Chris,
will teach you a new kind of exercise!
Chris, what's your new exercise for the day?
This is how you become a desirable man.
Just do what I do.
- 1, 2. / - 1, 2.
- 1, 2. / - 1, 2. This is how it works.
Watch out for the cars.
This is the key point.
Just act nonchalant.
Point.
Come on.
1, 2, 3, 4...
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
(So Touching)
Why is there so much work today?
- Manager Jeong! / - Yes?
Yes...
I want you to write the draft for me.
Man... I need to prepare for my promotion interview.
Time to give my hands something to do.
Gosh, it's been a while. This isn't working.
He made you do his work and he's playing games.
What's all the ruckus? I can't focus!
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm writing a recommendation
for Manager Jeong's promotion!
Manager Jeong, it's time for a promotion this year.
Chief!
I'll write your recommendation myself!
He's sincere and diligent!
The student became the master!
No complaints at all!
He's like a Secret Santa!
Chief!
- Get to work! / - Yes.
So then...
Are we ready for the company workshop?
- We're doing our best. / - Good.
Who's going to share a room with the CEO?
Deputy Im, since it was you last year...
- It should be Deputy Yang. / - No!
I had to drink with him all night
and he always talks about his time in the army.
It's so tiring.
- Hello, Mr. CEO! / - Hey.
- Chief Song. / - Yes?
This schedule for the workshop looks great.
Thank you.
So, who's going to share a room with me this time?
It's Chief Song.
We're going to drink all night.
I'll tell you about my time in the army!
I can't wait, sir!
Chief...
Chief!
Chief...
That's going to be so uncomfortable.
Hey!
It's more uncomfortable to see you guys suffer!
He's like Nongae!
Chief!
And another thing...
We lost too much money in the first half...
So we're cutting salaries starting next month.
What? Is that a problem?
- No. / - No.
Why does everyone look so down?
It's my salary that's being cut!
Mr. CEO!
We'll chip in if the company is struggling, Mr. CEO.
Yes, Mr. CEO.
Let me return my company card first.
What are you doing?
Aren't you going to do your work?
Fine then. Use my personal card from now on!
Bet you didn't expect that.
Oops!
Looks like I learned another lesson today.
They lead by example!
Mr. CEO! Chief! We love you!
(How Awkward 2)
Hey, this restaurant is really famous.
Yeah? That's awesome!
Welcome!
Ma'am! I came from Busan just to try this place!
How awkward. This is Busan.
What would you like?
We'll have this, this...
This and this.
How awkward.
He just ordered four bowls of rice.
Coming right up.
It had better be good.
Ma'am, we'll take some beer too.
You disrespectful punk!
Get it yourself, fool!
I come here to get cussed out by this old lady.
Really?
How awkward.
That was my first time cussing.
Here, these are on the house.
It's fine.
Just take them.
You remind me of my son.
How awkward.
I'm actually her son.
How awkward.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
is the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today...
- Is "Pinocchio." / - Great!
Geppetto felt lonely,
so he made Pinocchio, the puppet, out of wood.
Then Pinocchio started speaking...
- And said this to Geppetto! / - Great!
I'm Groot. I'm Groot.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of Groot, a yacht and a belt ♪
♪ The best is trot ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Pinocchio's nose grows every time he lies.
This is what Pinocchio said to the people
that were surprised at his nose!
Get a nose job at Gag Cosmetic Clinic.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of Pinocchio, Dano and a radio ♪
♪ The best is Toshio ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Those were the genius traditional singers!
Your jokes are getting better by the day!
Really?
You're my role model, Geunji.
Really?
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Get out of here!
- Introducing the next show! / - ♪ We were in love ♪
♪ We met ♪
- What the... / - ♪ And it was unforgettable ♪
Hold on. Who are you?
Let me put on a show.
You can't do this here.
Just go!
I can do a good job! Give me a chance!
You can't cause a scene here!
Security! Security!
What's your deal?
Come with me.
What's your deal?
Light saber!
What the...
(B-boy Choi Minseok and Jeong Minjae)
Wait, wait.
Hold on.
These guys did all the hard work!
What have you done?
All you did was this!
Fine, I'll show you my psychokinesis.
Psychokinesis?
How does it work?
Just get out of here! Geez!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Spicy squid rice bowl ♪
♪ We ordered some ♪
- Eat after we finish this. / - Okay.
♪ The sky is blue ♪
♪ Curry is yellow ♪
♪ Kimchi is red ♪
Yeah, nice and bright.
Curry with kimchi tastes amazing.
Curry is great with ketchup.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ I was looking at a photo ♪
♪ And I ate half of it ♪
- Why would you eat a photo? / - How?
It tastes good with ketchup.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Fish roe and chili powder ♪
♪ To make fish roe stew ♪
♪ Fish roe and chili powder ♪
- It's great with fish intestines. / - All of that.
Fish roe with ketchup.
- Ketchup? / - Ketchup.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good ♪
♪ I want some ♪
♪ That is beef tripe soup ♪
Beef tripe soup?
Beef tripe soup or chicken tripe soup.
They're both delicious.
Ketchup and tripe soup.
You put ketchup on everything?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Seafood, seafood ♪
- ♪ Seafood ♪ / - Like clams?
Seafood is great dipped in chili and vinegar paste.
With ketchup.
- It's always ketchup? / - Ketchup with seafood?
Yeah.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I ate some Pungcheon eel ♪
♪ I ate it all ♪ I had eel.
That sounds amazing.
Eel with ketchup...
You put ketchup on everything!
What's up with ketchup?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good ♪
♪ I want some ♪
♪ All the criticism and hard times ♪
♪ I shook them off and set off to face the world ♪
♪ Now, this blood sausage ♪
It's so long.
Hey, what are you doing?
Get ready.
Let's go!
♪ All I have ♪
♪ Are these scissors ♪
♪ My earnest prayer ♪
♪ God, please give this to me ♪
(Refreshing Statements)
Hold on...
I need to put this somewhere...
Where should I put it? Here's a good spot.
Gosh...
Hey, hey!
My gosh! You startled me!
Come here, lady. We need to talk.
My goodness, this guy is half-naked.
That's not the issue now!
Why do you keep putting your stuff
in front of my place?
You keep trying to take up more space.
Are you trying to conquer more land?
Are you Gwanggaeto the Great?
If I'm Gwanggaeto the Great,
are you a nudist?
Does this hallway belong to you, mister?
Why are you half-naked?
You come out dressed like this to accept packages
and to throw out your trash.
Is this the Amazon?
Lady, you'd better watch it.
You're the one that belongs in the Amazon.
You keep getting me heated up!
That's why I'm always undressed!
You love putting your stuff out here.
Did you leave your manners out here too?
It's not like I'm taking up that much space.
You could've just talked to me nicely.
I would've moved all this stuff.
Does my stuff being here
affect your life in any way?
You're the one that makes me uncomfortable.
You always leave your door open.
I keep seeing things I don't want to see.
I have 3 daughters at home.
It's so embarrassing every time I walk by your door!
My daughters even asked me
if there is a cave man living next door!
That's why I leave my stuff out here!
If you want to walk around half-naked,
go be a part of a museum exhibit...
And do this!
Lady, did you perform at a rock concert?
Why do you keep screaming?
It's not like I'm naked.
I'm covered up. What's your problem?
Should I wear a tuxedo when I eat
so I look good for you?
Should I wear hanbok when I take out the trash?
This is my house. Why can't I do what I want?
I'm going to do things my way!
Yeah? Fine then!
I'll do things my way too!
I'll get a huge water tank here
and make an aquarium!
I'll charge you every time you walk past it!
I should slap you...
Lady, you're so ignorant.
This hallway doesn't belong to you.
You can't use it any way you want.
Don't you know the difference between
a common area and a residential area?
A residential area is the space the owner uses.
It's the floor space of the building
shared by two generations.
The rest of the space that isn't a residential area
are common areas.
Common areas mean the floor space in
an apartment used by many unspecified people.
Like the front entrance, the hallway and the stairwell.
The ground floor is a common area.
And so is this hallway!
It's for everyone to use!
So you can't leave your stuff out here like this!
I should smash all this stuff! Move it!
Gosh, just shut your mouth.
Stop walking around like that.
Please go inside and get dressed.
Why don't you buy me some clothes?
Fine then!
Let me make some clothes out of these leaves!
At least my plants look nice.
This is hopeless!
These plants are hopeless.
They attract bugs.
One day, I was lying down at home with a bad back,
when a bee landed on me
and stung me in the back.
I woke up and a mantis was like...
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2.
I got so angry and I was huffing.
Then a fly came up to me and apologized like this.
You should apologize to me too.
You're worse than a fly.
What are you talking about, you bum?
You're bringing down our property value.
Since you like stripping so much,
maybe I should strip your skin off!
Oh, shut it.
Fine, let's be real neighborly then.
I should slap you silly!
Try hitting me!
Bring it!
- Hit me! Hit me! / - Hyeonjeong's mom!
Do it!
Why are you fighting? It's a great day.
- How is it a great day? / - How is it a great day?
Our apartment is going to be redeveloped!
- Really? / - Really?
Yeah!
Hold on...
Congratulations.
I should dress nice for such a great day.
It's a beautiful night.
(Love Ladder)
The dating masters...
- I'm Seo Taehun... / - And I'm Lee Sejin.
I'm a dating master too,
but I pretend like I know nothing. I'm Yoo Minsang.
- I wish I didn't know you. / - A master of what?
- Don't be ridiculous. / - No, no...
I'm the true master of dating. I got married.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Nice.
What are you all clapping at?
If you like marriage so much,
get married 2 or 3 times.
- Come on. / - Minsang.
- Minsang. / - What? What?
I bet you want to date.
- No, well... / - I'll tell you how.
I don't want to hear it, but I'll listen.
- Have a seat. / - Have a seat.
Anyone can date.
Just listen to us.
That's right.
Women and men are very different.
Especially after a break-up.
Women and men react differently.
Let's start with women.
What girls do after a break-up.
3rd!
Memories.
Memories?
She throws out the gifts from her boyfriend.
Oh, right.
Because they remind her of him.
But only stuff that's under $100.
Right.
She can't help keeping the expensive stuff.
Let's see 2nd.
2nd is photos.
Photos?
She deletes the photos of her old boyfriend.
Right.
She has to delete them since they remind her of him.
But she keeps the photos she looks good in.
She cuts herself out of the ones she looks good in.
It must be true.
Ladies, you do this, right?
Yes. They're best shots of your life.
Ladies do that.
Now let's see 1st.
- Rumors. / - Rumors?
"I'm deleting all my social media accounts."
That's the rumor she starts on social media.
- Yeah, I've seen a post like that. / - Right.
Then her friends write in the comments, "You okay?"
"You broke up." "Oh, no."
"Hang in there." When they write those comments,
she clicks like on all of them.
It's very ironic.
- It's ironic. / - She started the rumor.
Then what do guys do?
Men are the same.
Yes.
But they do things a bit differently.
3rd is memories, right?
Those memorable gifts...
He asks for them back.
- Since he bought them for her. / - Right.
But he only asks for stuff that's over $100.
Women try to protect, men try to take away.
Spear versus shield.
- You never know who will win. / - Right.
2nd is photos and this is a bit different too.
Getting photos of his blind date.
Men try to forget love with new love.
- I'm not referring to myself. / - Right.
Now that this girl is single again,
her best photos could go to him as blind date photos.
Yes, that's possible.
Rumors.
He spreads rumors that he dumped her!
That's so lame!
We're all criticizing this now,
but I know a lot of you have done this.
That's true.
What are you two talking about?
Korean men aren't that lame.
We don't do that.
Oh, right. Minsang...
What happened to your blind date?
I wasn't into her, so I dumped her.
See that?
This is 1st!
- What? / - Geez... Congratulations.
For what? Sit down.
- Heaviest guy on Gag Concert. / - Oh, come on...
Don't listen to them, people.
As soon as they said I was on a blind date,
you all were like, "He went on a blind date?"
Don't worry.
A good friend of mine set this up,
so I just showed up to be polite.
I even told my blind date...
"Don't agree to do things like this again.
Let's just be single and be happy on our own."
I just went to tell her that.
Then she said, "Thank you so much!
What a relief!" And then she left.
- Gosh... / - She said it was a relief.
- What? / - Minsang.
- Yes. / - You saved a life.
Who did I save? What are you talking about?
I'm saying that she was on the same page.
You all can be happy on your own.
It's even better these days. Why?
Eating alone, watching a movie alone
going to coin karaoke alone...
This culture is spreading.
This is how times are changing and you can't stop it!
We need to be able to do more things alone.
We can do everything a couple can do alone.
For example, getting a padlock for Namsan.
Do it alone!
Go and buy a padlock! Then you write...
"Minsang loves Minsang."
Then you lock it!
Then throw away the key!
Minsang, let's be happy alone forever!
You throw the key and see it sparkle in the air.
I love you, Minsang.
Isn't that great?
Why would you bungee jump as a couple?
Do it by yourself!
Get your feet tied and...
"Yell out the name of the one you love!"
Yoo Minsang!
I'd hold myself.
- Drop, bungee, slash. / - Slash?
- Slash? / - Splash.
You can even spend Christmas alone.
How? Right now.
Go to the post office
and send yourself a gift.
If you do... Try it! Try it!
Send one to yourself...
And just when you forgot about it,
you hear your doorbell. Ding-dong.
What's that? I'm not expecting anything.
Hey, a gift! Then you open it.
This is the game console I always wanted.
How did this person know I wanted this?
Huh? From Minsang, to Minsang?
You'd be so happy! It's a lot of fun.
You're all looking at me like I'm pathetic.
That's not true. I have fun too.
I go clubbing too.
But unlike others...
Other people go clubbing alone
and meet someone there.
But I always leave the club by myself.
- We know that. / - What?
You leave the club by yourself.
I thought people go to clubs to just dance.
That's what you ladies said when I asked you!
You all said you just came to dance!
You said you just came for the music!
Why aren't any of you denying this?
- Geez... / - They told me they just came to dance!
Would you stop it?
This is why you're not married.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife! I'm Park Yeongjin.
My world changed after I met my wife.
It changed so much.
- Hold on. / - That didn't sound good.
- That's how happy I am. / - Oh...
Before I got married and I lived alone,
all I ate was cup noodles.
But now...
My pretty wife makes sure
every meal looks nice.
She really goes all out.
She said she'd make pasta...
So she bought a ceramic dish set.
She wanted to make Japanese rice bowls...
So she bought a Japanese dish set.
She wanted to make hot pot...
So she bought a set of pots.
She wanted to make me a Korean meal...
So she bought a 40-piece
high quality brass tableware set.
She wanted to make gratin yesterday...
So she bought a plate for the oven.
But we don't have an oven at home.
I asked her why she bought an oven plate.
"Then I should buy an oven too."
That's why they say to just keep your mouth shut.
Want to hear something surprising?
We always order in.
She plates up delivery food in her nice plates...
"Dear.
Eating at home tastes the best."
Oh! This is why Minsang said...
Marriage is a dish best served cold.
It's true!
He's right.
Geez, I'm so happy!
You don't look happy.
Oh! And before I got married,
I used to like a girl that could sing.
But now, I live with a pretty wife like that.
She's so good at singing.
Every morning, she sounds like a nightingale.
"Dear!"
"What time did you get in last night?
You'd better not come home late today!"
♪ I'll make you pay ♪
She's like a rocker.
And when I get home from work...
"Dear!
I told you to come home early!
I told you to wash your hands and feet!
I told you to eat dinner before coming home!"
Listen to those rhymes.
She could be in "Show Me the Money."
But "Show Me the Money" is right.
Whenever my wife sees me,
she wants me to show her the money.
She asks to see my money.
- I should get home now. / - Why?
We're getting new plates again today.
I have to get a loan for them.
That's what you call, drop the loan!
Drop the beat...
See that, everyone?
We're all actually very happy!
(Call Center)
Hello.
I'm Jeong Haecheol. Operator for a fridge
to keep your foods fresh for a long time.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for a hair styler that will make you beautiful.
I'm Yang Seonil. Operator for a bicycle
that will make your commutes faster and healthier.
Buy some rice.
I grew and harvested this rice myself.
Buy some rice.
Ma'am, our company has been making
refrigerators for 50 years.
Our CEO sold refrigerators...
And ate a lot of rice with beans.
Put beans in our rice to make it even healthier.
And kids that grew up on our rice
have plump cheeks.
They were...
Inflated with an air pump.
We'll even throw in an air pump.
Misuse of a styler can cause your hair to fall out.
But we'll make sure your hair doesn't come out by...
Planting rice.
I plant rice and it's all grown by the fall.
Once you have a taste of this rice, your mouth...
Will smell like mold.
But our refrigerator has a deodorizing function.
Even if you can't ride a bike,
try riding ours and you'll...
Congee.
It's even delicious when made into congee.
And we'll throw in some black beans too.
If you're suffering from hair loss, eat black beans...
- And your hair will... / - Come off.
But our refrigerator is well-coated, so don't worry.
And our refrigerator keeps seafood very fresh.
Try storing crabs. The next day...
It'll look wavy.
You can straighten your hair or make it wavy.
Ma'am, try using our product.
If you use it in the morning, in the evening...
It's good for your prostate.
This product takes care of your health.
Sir, try putting on some tight cycling gear
and take a look in the mirror.
It was a tribute.
This rice was served to kings.
If your husband has no appetite after eating this...
Hang it on your car.
We'll give you a bike rack for your car.
Ma'am, try buying our product.
No need to spend too much at a salon.
If you use our product, your hair will be...
Filled with rice weevils.
Don't compare our rice with rice like that.
If you do spot a rice weevil, catch it and...
Go on a bike ride together.
It's nice out and it's great exercise.
Buy one today, sir.
If you buy today, to protect your head...
We'll throw in a hair cap.
To wear on your hands while riding...
We'll throw in rubber gloves.
Lastly, to lock your bike...
We'll throw in some bar rice cakes.
Sir...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang! / - Yes, Ms. Shin.
Director Jang.
I didn't want to bring this up, but...
- These days, reality shows are hot. / - Right.
If we drink barley tea instead of alcohol
in the drinking scenes, all the viewers will know!
That's real alcohol.
- This is alcohol? / - Yes.
Gosh, I guess I'm in great condition to drink today.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Let's wrap this up fast and go for a drink.
- Sure. / - Alright.
Hello.
Taehun!
Hey.
- I heard your first movie is coming out. / - Yes.
How many tickets do you think it'll sell?
It's my first movie, so I won't be too greedy.
Around 12 million?
- 12 million? Wow. / - Yes.
You're the best at jumping the gun.
- Practice your acting with Ms. Shin. / - Okay.
Taehun.
- Your first movie is coming out? / - Yes...
Your first movie will be memorable.
I can still remember my first movie.
What was your first movie, Ms. Shin?
- "Bride Undressing." / - "Bridal Mask?"
No, "Bride Undressing."
- It didn't cost anything for wardrobe. / - Oh...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yes?
- Can you help me with my acting? / - Sure.
- Get undressed? / - No! Our drama.
- Oh, right. / - Yes, our drama.
What's the scene for today?
It's a love story between chefs.
Hold this and please help me.
- Chefs? / - Yes.
I got into character!
- Then let's get started. / - Alright!
- Are you all ready? / - Yes, chef!
- You'd all better focus. / - Yes, chef!
- I want everything prepared. / - Yes, chef!
- I want you to be my girlfriend. / - Yes, chef!
What?
You said yes.
- I'm sorry. / - Oh, what is it?
What? What?
I got a bit too into it.
I guess I was tense. I feel sore.
I think I'm tense.
Taehun.
When an actor gets tense,
the acting becomes awkward.
Always relax your body.
Should I help you loosen up?
I feel loose now.
- Loosey-goosey. / - My goodness...
That was faster than an historian solving
a middle school history question.
Goodness gracious.
- Ms. Shin, can I try one last time? / - Sure!
- I want everything prepared. / - Yes, chef!
- I want you to be my girlfriend. / - Yes, chef!
What?
Hold on.
I want to make you a sweet dessert.
This is our first day as a couple, chef!
Ms. Shin.
In the script, you cover your face with the frying pan.
Gosh, I got a bit too into the role.
- I cover my face? / - Yes.
You cover up and make shy glances.
My goodness! How do I make shy glances
while I cover my face?
Like this?
Sure...
Ms. Shin!
Hey, Nami.
- Taehun. / - Yeah?
The director wants you.
Ms. Shin, thank you for your help.
Taehun... Taehun!
Ms. Shin, a food truck came by.
I got you some cup noodles as a snack.
It's still hot, so eat it in 3 minutes.
I wish I only had to see you for 3 minutes.
Anyway, thanks.
Ms. Shin.
Can you help me rehearse?
Gosh, you're always such a bother.
Fine.
- Go ahead and run your mouth. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
- Are you blind? / - Huh?
No...
It's because this is so hot.
- This is just steam. / - That's a line, Ms. Shin.
Goodness, hey!
Goodness... You sounded so disrespectful
that you got me all scared.
Even though my glasses got fogged up,
I could still see how disrespectful you were.
Gosh, that hurts my pride.
- Geez... Run your mouth again. / - Okay.
What are you doing?
Are you blind?
Madam...
I thought you'd get out of the way, madam.
You bumped into me on purpose.
Do you know how much this outfit costs?
Just wipe it off with this.
Get your hands off me!
That's it.
Get on your knees. On your knees!
Madam...
I can't live like this anymore.
I won't stand for this!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me pick you up by your neck?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I pick you up like that?
People might think I'm a claw machine game.
You're trying to make me lose all my money.
Gosh, young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me grab you by the neck
and shake you?
- Ms. Shin. / - Ms. Shin.
Gosh, what is No-Face doing here?
- It's me. / - Oh, it's Nami.
Ms. Shin.
- Director. / - The network CEO gave us a bonus...
Since our viewer ratings were so good.
- He gave us bonuses? / - Yes.
Gosh, this is rare.
Crabs are plump and in season these days.
Let's go spend this on crabs.
We're going to donate that to charity.
- You're going to donate this? / - Yes.
- Why didn't I know that? / - You didn't?
Ms. Shin, it was my idea.
Isn't that great?
Goodness...
Before I break open those crabs, I'll break you!
Hey!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a digital camera.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello!
Buy our digital camera!
That's right, people.
With Yoo Minsang's digital camera,
you don't need a big lens...
- To shoot from far away. / - That's right.
- Show us a photo. / - Yes.
Wow...
This photo was taken by our camera.
Isn't this the surface of the moon?
- Nonsense. / - What?
- This is your face. / - Hold on!
Hold on!
What's wrong with my face?
That's why it's surprising.
How is that surprising?
And for those with pets.
It's so hard to take a photo of your pet
because they're afraid of the camera.
- Right! / - But our product...
Has animal face recognition.
That's right.
It captures the face of the animal.
What happened to my photo?
- Show us the photo. / - Me and my dog.
Hold on. Hold on.
Why is it only focused on my face?
- It recognized the animal's face. / - Hold on.
Humans are animals too...
Now we'll bring in Kim Suyeong, the photographer,
and talk with him.
Come on out.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Kim Suyeong, the photographer.
Ladies, you like to take food photos.
I'll take a photo of a cake
with Yoo Minsang's digital camera.
I'll get a closer shot.
A close-up.
I'll get a bit closer.
- A close-up. / - I'll get a bit closer.
Excuse me. Excuse me...
You're eating that right now!
- I'm sorry. / - Oh, come on!
It's all over your face.
It's mine!
- It's mine! / - It's mine!
- Get out of here. / - This cake is all mine!
Hey!
He shows up every episode to eat, right?
Allow us to tell you more about our product.
Yoo Minsang's digital camera
is water resistant and
it can even function deep in the sea.
Underwater too?
Let's see the clip.
This footage was shot with our camera.
That looks like a show from KBS.
That's the 9 o'clock news!
Yoo Minsang's digital camera
is great for burst mode too.
It's great at quickly taking photos...
- Of moving objects. / - Great.
Now I'll shoot a running track athlete.
Come on out.
He's so fast!
Hold on. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Look here. Hey!
Hold on.
Why did he run like that?
Amazing.
That's how everyone runs.
Who runs like that?
- Right, you can't run. / - It's not that I can't...
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 and I live in Dangsan.
Yoo Minsang's digital camera has
a panorama function
which is good for big family photos.
I took a family photo.
It even got my deceased grandfather.
What?
You look really young if you're photographed
with Yoo Minsang's digital camera.
Look how young it makes you look.
This is a photo of me that was taken earlier.
That's a baby photo!
Yoo Minsang's digital camera
automatically touches up your photos,
so you look slimmer.
Look how slim it makes you look.
All bones.
That's an x-ray!
- Happy now? / - What? Hey!
Is that guy insane?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Oh, constipation no ♪
♪ Oh, happy day ♪
- ♪ So refreshing ♪ / - ♪ And gentle ♪
It's great for constipation.
Yoo Minsang's digital camera.
What? What are you talking about?
A digital camera... Constipation...
For constipation? Try eating this!
What is he talking about?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's schizandra.
It's a digital camera!
Geez!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before my amazing trick...
I'll show you my power of foresight.
We have two boxes that say A and B.
There are two different gifts in here.
We'll have an audience member
pick a gift from box A or B.
And I have the letter they'll pick
inside this envelope.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, go pick a volunteer.
- A or B. / - Which one will you pick?
- She picked A. / - A.
Look at my hand.
You picked A.
Amazing, right?
- A. / - Take the gift.
Let's have someone else try.
You... Pick one, please.
- B. / - B.
She picked B.
I got it right.
Amazing, right?
Hey, hold on. It says A on one side
and B on the other side.
That's not magic.
Right?
It's true though...
You, chatty guy.
You're quite the speaker.
- Come up on stage. / - Okay...
It's so hot...
Take this.
Now... This will be a real surprise.
Out of gifts A, B or C...
He will pick gift B.
That's my prediction.
No, I'm going to pick A.
- A? / - Yes.
- Open up A. / - A.
- Go ahead and take it out. / - A spider! Hold on!
No, I'll pick C!
- C? / - Ah snake!
- Take C. / - B! B!
- B! / - B.
- B. / - A teddy bear.
- I was right. Applause! / - Applause.
Now it's time for the highlight of our show.
We'll show you the invisible man trick.
Have you ever seen an invisible man?
I'll show you one today.
In here, there is an invisible man.
Invisible man.
I can speak.
Oh, you can speak?
Can you introduce yourself?
I'm 185cm tall.
A lot of people say I look like Park Bogum.
You look like Park Bogum?
Alright.
He's still in here.
Let's bring him out
so he can greet the audience.
Come on out.
Oh, here you are.
Please greet the audience.
Hello. How about some applause?
I don't think you all believe me.
Invisible man, go over there.
Could you bring me that red scarf?
Abracadabra!
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for this. Hold that.
So... Where did you go?
Where did he go?
Where are you?
Whoa! Whoa! Hey!
Why'd you do that?
- Such a prankster. / - Nice underwear.
Don't play pranks like that.
Go back inside.
Get in there.
Go inside.
Geez... Such a prankster...
For the first time on TV...
I'll make the invisible man reappear.
Invisible man, come on out.
Abra, abra... Abracadabra!
We want to see the invisible man!
Show us the invisible man!
Show us!
Wow.
Alright...
Wow.
Doesn't he look like Park Bogum? Applause!